i feel like someone is tugging at and poking at my uterus. i think i am going to remove it myself.

oscar is a prankster. he made off with linus's collar. he used to enjoy stealing fag ends from the ashtray (before i quit smoking!&^%$) and haording them under the couch.

speaking of ferrets...i was supposed to pick up oscar's girlfriend today, but it has been resceduled again. we'll try for wednesday this time. puff!

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