i am being a big pile of lazy bones today. the only tasks i've accomplished thus far are:

1.) a lame attempt at making instant mashed potatoes without any directions.

2.) a few moments dish washing.

3.) feeding of my wee little chihuahua and felines.

that is all. now i sit here eating pees and contemplating a shower.

short recap of last night's events...

i drove my ass to nick's house with a six pack of amstel light and a pint of absolut vodka. spent a few hours watching some 'old navy' clones play drinking games and primp themselves up for the later nye party. played some mortal kombat, some vice city, and some internerd. tought jane how to take a shot of vodka. got sleepy. crawled into nicks bed. crawled out of nicks bed and took a cab home so i could sleep in my own bed.

managed to spend only $28.00.

i rule.

bye.

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