the woman who puts veggies on my wrap at subway wants to kill me. i tell her every damn day, "No HOTPEPPERS!" i have ulcers and after eating them, i feel like exploding for the rest of the day. but, to no avail. she continues to put the damn peppers on my sandwich.

i was just talking with matty, and remembered how easy it was to get a butterfly knife home from florida last month. i bought one while in orlando, and just stuck it between two pairs of jeans in my suitcase. i got it home, easily. christ, that's kind of scarey. additionally, i have managed to sneak many things into the country/state. for example: an ounce of weed to boston from the virgin islands, 2 grams of weed to boston from amsterdam (although i did get caught trying to sneak in a big ol' pipe and a gram of yummy hash, shiiiit..i'm an international drug smuggla...$5000 fine!! eeep), 90 tabs of valium over the mexican border in my panties. yipes! it's far too easy!

still, i haven't seen the pigeons.

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