music: hey mercedes ep

mood: I MADE IT TO WORK ON TIME TODAY. PRAISE ME.

Last night, my pillows took over my bed. They were here, there, and everyhwere. As were my feline housemates. I painted the living room floor with oil paint last night, so

they were forced to sleep, eat, and shit in my room. Every few hours, I would hear "scratch, scratch" and suddenly smell a burst of poo. Now I know why I keep the litterboxes in the bathroom.

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