i'm fucking starving lately, i may be pregnant. i doubt it though...i would need to be getting dick if i was to be pregnant. maybe it's a tapeworm. i've got a gut full of tapeworms.

finally, i got my income taxes back...sweet fucking jesus that took a long time. now, i must spend it all though, in three large chunks...plane tickets to florida, tickets to london, and a fucking speeding ticket. christ, i need to slow my ass down. hmm..i doubt that will happen, seeing how i am putting performance exhaust and suspension on my car soon. vroom.

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