matt is ignoring me on AIM. shithead.

i think i am lactose intolerant. i also think that i am pregnant because my boobies hurt and i have a tummy ache... although, i haven't had sex in months upon months. immaculate conception ....buh?

i just noticed that there are lots up fugly people in portland. they travel in packs. the guy who just came in for a paper (which he stole, might i add) must have fallen off the ugly building.

i am in a mean mood. i think it's because i am carrying His child. i don't think i will name him Jesus, though.

(ok, so im not really prego, i'm just bloated and grouchy. RAWR)

more later. byebye

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